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- BOOKS, Page 88Death Comes With Dessert
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- By MARGARET CARLSON
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- SYMPOSIUM
- by Muriel Spark
- Houghton Mifflin; 192 pages; $18.95
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- If Muriel Spark were a car, she would be getting about 50
- miles to the gallon. The author of one of the most elegant
- short novels of the century, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie,
- wastes not a word in this, her 19th, novel. With brief snatches
- of conversation, 10 characters at a London dinner party are
- introduced with such clarity that the reader knows who would
- be a bore to sit next to and who will drink too much.
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- This dinner, with its plump pheasant, understated Bordeaux
- and unobtrusive help from the Top-One School of Butlers, has
- been planned to the last detail by the city's most charming
- couple, American painter Hurley Reed and his companion, Chris
- Donovan. One guest, a genealogist who resists the temptation
- to find distinguished ancestors for rich people, is so obliging
- at parties that he can be put "next to a tree and he will talk
- to it." Another, a television-documentary producer, temporarily
- quiets the victim of a recent crime with her theory that all
- human beings exist psychologically in a certain era; she claims
- an 18th century sensibility. The robbers left behind a guitar
- and a painting by the contemporary artist Francis Bacon, she
- explains, because they were "history-blocked" somewhere before
- the 20th century. The host, a Roman Catholic, makes a
- persuasive case against marriage and, in the event marriage has
- already taken place, for automatic annulment: love creates such
- a state of mental imbalance, he argues, that the vows are "like
- confessions obtained under torture."
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- But the civilized life is all veneer, as thin as chintz
- wallpaper and easier to strip. Consider Margaret Murchie, who
- is the guest of honor along with her new husband, William
- Damien, heir to an Australian fortune. Margaret has been linked
- to three mysterious deaths. She was the last person to see
- alive her grandmother, her schoolteacher and a nun at the
- convent where she went to atone for the death of the first two.
- Now she would be happy to dispatch her wealthy mother-in-law,
- Hilda Damien, who is expected for dessert.
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- A fork clatters to the floor when Ernst Untzinger clumsily
- tries to touch the hand of the overly handsome waiter Luke, a
- graduate student who may be having affairs with both Ernst and
- Ernst's wife. Luke hires himself out for parties so that he can
- supply guest lists to a ring of thieves who prefer to pull off
- their heists when no one is home. Hilda Damien, the self-made
- millionaire whose healthy glow gives her the look of "a mild
- sunset," is unavoidably detained and never shows up for
- dessert. About the time the creme brulee is served, Hilda is
- being smothered to death by burglars who thought she would be
- dining out.
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- Dread of aging and death, whether by illness or murder,
- hovers over many of Spark's characters, but that does not make
- the author glum. Unlike Margaret, who is criticized by her
- husband for liking "art to have an exalted message whereas if
- there was anything he hated in art, as in life, it was a
- sermon," Spark seems to believe that the only sensible way to
- consider serious questions -- religion and guilt, insanity and
- illumination, free will and destiny -- is with lightly lethal
- humor.
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- Margaret, given to icky sweetness, vacuous sentiments and
- pre-Raphaelite poses in velvet dresses with flapping sleeves,
- would be comic if she had not apparently turned murderous along
- the way. The reader is left to ponder when she lost her
- innocence. Was it when she schemed to meet her rich husband in
- the produce section of Marks & Spencer's ("Those grapefruits
- look a little bruised," she warned her prey)? Or when she asked
- her demented uncle if he could see his way clear to drown her
- new mother-in-law in a pond?
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- There is no proof that proximity to the earlier deaths was
- anything but bad timing on her part, but the burden of
- association may have turned her into a person capable of
- violence. The robbers, of course, make any evil design on her
- part unnecessary, and we are left to wonder about her moral
- culpability. Does she feel guilty as only the innocent can?
- It's a slippery slope out there, and there's no one better to
- chronicle the slide than Muriel Spark.
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